Ten years after original, Kevin Smith plans ‘Clerks’ sequel


Clerks (10th Anniversary Edition)The writer-director of “Dogma”, “Chasing Amy” and “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” told the Associated Press on Friday that he has begun work on a sequel to “Clerks,” his homemade indie classic from 1994.

That $27,000 movie, shot at night in a store where Smith worked, chronicled the adventures of Dante and Randal, two guys who talk about life, death, sex and movies while working at neighboring stores.

The sequel picks up 10 years later.

“It’s about what happens when that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s. Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation, but in a place where it’s time to actually grow up and do something more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex,” Smith said during an interview at his Hollywood office. “It’s: What happened to these dudes?”

This is good news, I think. I’ve heard rumblings that Jersey Girl’s weak box office has shaken Smith’s confidence in himself regarding bigger films. Case in point, he is now backing off of The Green Hornet, which is really a shame. Jersey Girl worked. The whole Bennifer/Gigli thing is the only reason it did not score at the box office.

Do not get me wrong; the new Clerks film is most welcome and certain to be brilliant. However, it would be unfortunate if Smith moves himself away from larger films. He is a unique voice that needs to be heard.

Thirty things every fantasy owner needs to know

Posted in Bengal Growls

Rudi Johnson The most underrated player in the draft is Rudi Johnson. I was stunned to see him ranked 23rd in SI.com’s overall ratings. I think he’ll have more yards than Clinton Portis. I think he’ll be a 1,400-yard back with 13 touchdowns, minimum. I’m not saying Chris Perry won’t get some carries there, but Marvin Lewis will go with Johnson as long as he’s hot.

Love for Rudi and the Bengals.

Speaking of bent and twisted, Drew Vogel on “ILUVHM 2″

Posted in Funny Bone

rnd(thoughts) » Cruelympics


Clarisa and I have been thinking how the Cruelympics would look like and have thought of several events that the Olympic Movement should probably consider for the next games. We have got some feedback and are eager for more.

Jorge and Clarisita crack me up sometimes. They are, in the best sense of the phrase, twisted and bent.

::iLL WiLL PreSS:: NEUROTICALLY YOURS

Posted in Funny Bone

Foamy :: Ill Will Press

Victoria introduced me to the cult of Foamy over at iLL WiLL PreSS. As internet toons go, “Neurotically Yours” featuring the angry squirrel Foamy, ranks right up there with StrongBad. Enjoy!

Movies Askew

Posted in Film Making, Film

Last Friday, Kevin Smith and the View Askew crew announced the launch of Movies Askew; a short film competition for undiscovered film makers. This is great news for Smith fans and filmmakers in general.

If you need a quick laugh, be sure to check out the Movies Askew trailer.

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